The last thing Tony Robbins ever… You’re rather sanguine for somebod… he’s an incurable Pollyanna

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

If you want to understand human be… You need Sigmund Freud If you want to understand Freud You need Jacques Lacan If you want to understand Lacan

In five big boardrooms on Earth There soon came to be a great mirt… At the growth in net worth That fed on a dearth In all of the people’s self-worth

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

If a tree falls in the forest and your husband is there does it make a sound

When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…

We can’t fool God But we can fool ourselves into thi… We fooled God The surest way to do so Is to fool ourselves into thinking

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

To whom it may concern: Time travel is impossible

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before

Accustomed to the view from their… the rich had no idea they were fas… a very steep waterfall