Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
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Freedom looks like Total autonomy When really, it’s The deepest connection
Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary
When a woman chooses her mate His first real test Is whether he accepts her dare To propose If he does, we already know her an…
When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…
The devil is in the details And God is in my feelings Here are the details on my feeling… I feel like The devil is just here to force th…
At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false
At the very beginning of the Tora… Just after enabling the light God separated the waters of the de… And of the heavens (rendered into… With the land
Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it
We spend our whole lives going in… Our mistake is believing that we’r… When we’re always either Slowly spiraling upwards Or caught in a downward spiral
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
