If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

At work They know me by my secret identity The mild-mannered Clark Kent But at home with my family I can relax and let them see the r…

Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…

Wittgenstein’s fly in the bottle consults the map for directions to find the map

You can strive for quality and never know if you will get any… You can pursue recognition and never know if you’ve done any… Or you can pretend to do both

People will only tell the truth when they think they can get away with it For example, perjury laws only wor… by publicly threatening jail time

Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent

A person is like a cat who puts a bell around its own nec… but continues to hunt

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide