I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

No one who desires to be good believes themselves good; all those who believe themselves g… do so in service of their true desire

Gaslight, gas bright First-class I seek tonight I wish I may I wish I might Have the wishful thought

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

We’ve gone from treating people as a means to an end to using them as props for pretend

The liberal who makes an illiberal… inevitably wants to have it both w… thereby tightening his own double… I must be free to have power over… but

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe

Where are you stuck? Wherever it is That’s where you go To find God And get unstuck

It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…

The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

If I could put Just one thing In a time capsule It would be A crystal ball

I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him