And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…
Desperate to identify new funding… We gambled that a steady stream of… Would flow to those whose stream o… Forebode the worst downstream effe… So, we began livestreaming the fut…
The only way to survive being abandoned is to love with abandon
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
When I caught my wife cutting up… she said it was to prevent birds getting stuck in them like six-pac…
A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…
This isn’t the best of all possible worlds but God does His best with what we give Him to work with
The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published