After that instead of talking about the weath… or staring at their phones people stared at anyone who talked

I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

If you instill children with self-esteem before they’ve fought and won confidence you’ll make of them cowards

The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…

And just like that the safety of ironic distance gave way to the false intimacy of over-proximi…

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear

People need to be a part of someth… And light is both a particle and a… Surfing, then, is a mystical union… But the internet is a tsunami And surfing the web a death wish

For every deep dive into the data there’s a data analyst with the be…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

To those who say they’ll keep working until they die I say don’t die–

Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…