Domination is feudal But resistance seems futile And lo, we canoodle With the large standard poodle We all know as boodle
My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too
The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety
Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time
In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail
If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
When they closed all the beaches my dad said not to worry and I just knew he’d install the swimming pool I’d always wante… Instead, I came home from school
If you want to feel a little bit guilty just break a rule or two But if you want to feel well and truly guilty
A record sounds the same every time you play it A broken record is intolerable because it isn’t broken, it’s just…
As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
I want what you want so I want a cow
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk