It’s the odd couple that isn’t always trying to even the score
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
You can’t study for the purity test but you can copy from your neighbor
You can’t prove that God exists But even if you could People would just say Correlation does not imply causati…
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
What looks like the wreckage of my life is just my crumple zone doing its job
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
All plants and animals die But only human life is A near-death experience Immortality, then Wil be the death of man