I used to believe that if no one was unwanted there would be no more Wanted post… Now I think that because we can never stop wanting
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
The number one rule For doing a number on us Is taking a number Because when our number comes up It’s only ever because our days ar…
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
My self-care plan includes a cheat day when I get to go to church
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon
Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it
Now that everything is at last Out in the open People shut their eyes Not to escape the truth But to hide from their own blindne…
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money