Frequently, God’s light is like sun glare, telling me to slow the heck down

I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared

If Wile E. Coyote ever caught the Roadrunner he’d suddenly lose interest

The difference between sports and real life is that if Love played basketball against Empire, Hate, Violence and Death and won

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

The American far left lacks a unifying Great Leader because as a cult of narcissists each disparate member belongs to their own

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

It’s when all the signs say Everything must go

I’ve reached the age where getting ready for bed is like preparing for a spacewalk

People used to kill the goose that laid the golden egg because they wanted more gold

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

Staring at your phone came to be known as the thousand yard stare