I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach
If the world exists on a continuum between utopia and dystopia but instead of polar opposites utopia and dystopia are both hell then at the exact midpoint
My favorite plot twists have always been quicksand and amnesia but I have this sinking feeling I’m forgetting something
Updating Nietzsche– If you stare into the abyss at least the abyss stares back at…
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
You can’t learn to write because nobody knows quite how to… You can’t learn to network because everybody is already netwo… So when you pay tuition for a writ…
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money
When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work
You will find The courage to be great If you first Dare to be grateful
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
