You wanted them all to yourself because they didn’t want anything to do with you and this is the sound of
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
We live in an age when the greatest danger is an excess of caution
The sixth extinction was hardest of all on the balloon animal artists
No one can describe exactly What it was like When God spoke directly to all 2… At Mt. Sinai Because it was the only time
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
Human beings are social creatures because even though we can only ever talk to ourselves it works better when we talk to ou… in the presence of others
Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere
Once I realized that I wasn’t afraid of sky diving just that my parachute wouldn’t op… I was able to conquer my fear without ever leaving the ground
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death
All men come with self-destruct bu… If he seems to be missing one, you’re the button
All dressed down with nowhere to go
The worst-case scenario comes true when enough people believe it’s the best case scenario
People think that their report car… will be graded Pass/Fail but since God has a mysterious rep… He gives two grades in every subje… You get an A for effort
