I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath
During the lockdown you were still technically allowed to exercise outdoors but I rigged up
We fear others Because we cannot trust them We fear God Because we can trust Him
When they shut down Ringling Bros… a down on his luck clown looked into a second career as a m… but was informed that the mimes were only accepting applications f…
My mid-life crisis is the fear that my tombstone epit… Like chicken, he went with everyth…
Just when you think You’ve seen it all It all falls apart So, you put it back together again Thinking this time it’s forever
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Don’t talk to strangers; Sing with them
When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…
G.K. Chesterton said “When men stop believing in God they don’t believe in nothing; they believe in anything” But after a while,
We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
Living well Means accepting risk Living hell Is risk-free
The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see