My organizing principle Is that everyone wants to be princ… Unless they realize that God is p… And that for God Everyone is principal
If you leave well enough alone for long enough you’ll have enough to make you cry
Hell is other people Purgatory is other people’s money Heaven is money
I spent most of my life naively believing that people mean what they say Then I came to understand that even when people don’t mean what t…
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Get back! Problem is The internet will still be there w… Get back
The distance between zero and one is infinitely greater than the distance between one and infinity
My wife now relates to me very much as she does to stinky cheese
On the internet You have to talk the talk Or you have to walk the plank In the world to come You have to talk the talk
The pleasure in a magic show is wondering how the magician did it
On a scale of one to ten One being the lowest Ten being the highest Rate yourself Then imagine
Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life
Everyone wants to live forever because fear is self-perpetuating No one wants to overcome the fear… because courage is selfless
The most common form of fooling ourselves isn’t thinking we’ve got everyone fooled… It’s denial that we’ve fooled anyo…
I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white
