I don’t get mad I get odd
I never believed in automatic writ… until I tried my hand at TikTok and felt an invisible hand gently (as in pleasantly) but insistently (as in relievedly)
We can be given responsibility by God but we can only take control
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
In the digital age we let our fingers do the talking
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
A heart can only beat in synch with another A broken heart still beats because God keeps the time– just as He keeps us–
Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
China’s zero-covid policy zeroes in on ideology in order to zero out reality Americans, too, have a zero percen… making justice a total zero
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf
My ego is too big