Many con artists have a moral awakening; even more realize that the only compassionate thing to do is continue the con
If you’ve been put in an impossibl… Consider the possibility that you Have been asked to do the impossib… And that a good leader Would never ask you to do
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…
God broke in half-way through my prayer and said You’re on mute
If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced
Mark my wounds, Our words will come back To flaunt us
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
When words fail you’re getting close to the truth But we’re just about to talk ourselves into
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
It’s easy to choose between good and bad So, when there are no good choices most people take the easy way out
I don’t have any delusions of grandeur; I have delusions of posthumous grandeur that would retroactively nullify
They used to give me Birthday presents Now they give me A wide berth
You need a high in– come to claim the moral high ground on your taxes