Loading...
en
English Español Français Italiano

Chris Gaither

There Is Only One Approach; Everything Else Is an Approach Angle

Paradoxically
To approach perfection
You need to make
Really big mistakes
 
Ironically
Perfectionism is just the failure
To admit your mistakes
And admitting them
Is the price of admission
 
Mysteriously
The economics of
The greatest show on earth
Don’t make any sense–
The most expensive ticket
Is also the most widely available

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Just Joking

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
The Socialists Put the Party in Party Politics

I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
If You’re Not Overpromising, You’re Not Pacifying

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
Asked for a Detailed Account of the Present Moment, I Said “No Sweat”

Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
If You Don’t Smoke, Pair the French Tuck with Ring Around the Collar

The high strung flaneur gives free advice to the good and good advice to the free
I’ve Always Wanted to Go See Ling Ling

He was the kind of husband who when his wife asked him to stop sa… complied but started looking for excuses to… panda bear
“He is standing behind our wall”

The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Google Maps Really Is the Territory

Here’s the deal: You have no say in any of this but that doesn’t mean you can’t still have your way if you learn to see things our way
Where I Come From, There’s Only One Rule: Don’t Talk Back

A boundary is a line until you cross it when it becomes a binding leaving you all tied up with nowhere to go
You’ll Never Get Away with It

The American social contract takes the form of an unholy allian… If you don’t question my authority… I won’t hold you accountable So, when our barons traded the US…
Let Your Light Shine

I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The Roads Are Taken

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path
I’m Still Optimistic About My Contingency Plan, but I Have a Ways to Go

Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
Nothing Causes Offense Like Self-defense

When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
The Platinum Rule

Just because we’re not in control Doesn’t mean we’re out of control The rest is commentary



Top