They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
Either Life imitates art and becomes an exhibition Or Art Imitates Life
I was one of the ones who craved religion without religion This, apparently was easy to arrange But now that I’m longing for
For twenty years people kept insis… that there was an elephant in the… but I just didn’t see it And then I realized I was the elephant
Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…
Soft totalitarianism is like shoes That are just tight enough To remain comfortable If you don’t go anywhere
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Everyone knows it could go either way but no one believes it could have gone either way So we tell ourselves
Life was once a high-wire act without a net Now it’s tennis without a net
I’m always asking God What is the meaning of life? In response, God looks at my life… What is the meaning of this?
Insanity is also seeing people do the same thing over and over again and expecting them to let you cons…