Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess

The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true

Each of us gets to ask God one question and this question is your life

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

Seeing as I’m just the messenger It would be easier to tell you Than to show you Because words are all I’ve got But since, if I told you

Fox News said it was “Fair and B… which supposedly meant that it was… because it was balanced but really it meant that it was fa… because it wasn’t balanced–

In the real world there is no plot to speak of but plot devices everywhere

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

There are only two questions: Are we asking the right question? and Who gets the last word?

As social animals the central question of our lives asked and answered answered and asked day upon day

When anything you think Can and will be used against you The purpose of state-funded educat… Will be learning not to think As the doyens of higher learning

Entire lives can be lived waiting for the other shoe to drop although often this just means you’re being crushed at a snail’s…

Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried