In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

My A.I. Companion has one setting for telling me what I want to hear and another for what I

If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture

Because the ego mustn’t know its real mission lest it go back on accepting it, this message will self-destruct five seconds before life begins:

War is hell, but be– ing conquered is hell on Earth which makes it much worse

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

There is only one product but infinite ways to package it

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

When it came time to build my own… it quickly became apparent that I’… explaining that the color of the b…

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand

When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance