Actually marr– iage is like riding a tan– dem unicycle
Free speech is when you can say anything you want as long as you don’t really believe it
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Everyone wants to drive a wedge between the monotheists and the Da… when the only real difference is that the former believe this land was made for you and me
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
Do me a favor and riddle me this: Is he favored to win Because he’s our favorite Or is he our favorite Because he’s favored to win?
As users of language we give off meaning the same way that plants as users of sunlight give off oxygen
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
Now that mindfulness is the official state religion the attention economy will be centrally planned
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
I don’t believe in myself So, I must control God I believe in God So, I can control myself
In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Abiding means to wait expectantly, defiantly, or submiss… and I typically manage all three in the grocery store checkout line even in the express lane
I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…