Jews learned to read between the l… when time and again they were granted a lifetime membe… only to find that their membership could still be lapsed

In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,

The metaverse only took off once people realized that the only way to accrue status ther… was through displays of a toleranc…

I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds

In the cold war the gravest danger was recklessnes… which we solved with Mutually Assured Destruction The culture war

I wish I could be the Lone Ranger Instead like everyone else I’m the known stranger

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid

People don’t like surprises so I tell them they’re in for a real surprise which gives them something to look…

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

By hook or by crook I do it all by the book

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

At the end of The Sorcerer’s App… as chaos reaches a crescendo the sorcerer appears just in time and sets things back in order Apprenticed to no one,

I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone

No sooner were the gates free of b… than we’d paired off and squared off as fascists vs. totalitarians And as for the dissidents not spoi…