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Chris Gaither

Chris Gaither

Good to the Last Drop

I’m still the kind of person
who is shocked that you can
run out of gas
and run out of luck
at the exact same time

Other works by Chris Gaither...
Be(liev)ing and Nothingness

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor
And the Winner Is

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
All Dreams Fulfill Wishes and Spacetime Is a Lucid Dream in Which You Move Towards Your Deepest Desire by Working for It; For Many People It Helps if They Suspend Disbelief by Imagining the Dream Is Real

All movement occurs in time Will we make our move in time? Time will tell The obvious answer: All movement occurs in time
“Talkin’ ‘bout my generation”

Generation X Marks the Spot Where a hex Is an aught But a flex
“The Light From the (First Nuclear) Explosion Was Seen Clearly at Albuquerque”

The difference between the Pax Romana and the Pax Americana is that while all roads lead to Rome
Where God Is All Knowing, AI’s a Know-It-All

My corner of the internet may be infinitesimally small Not even a grain in a brick in the wall Yet still I’m a part
Is “Need I Say More?” a Rhetorical Question? If Not, Need I Say More?

When space is finite we need to share which is colloquially known as using the Force When cyberspace is infinite
The Fermi Paradox, Resolved

“The week that AI went to scale” was immediately followed by “North America’s UFO weekend” as if all this time the UFOs had been waiting
The Present Morass

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present
Any Holdouts in Meatspace Are Obviously Meatheads

Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
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The Stages of Change: How the Best Actor in a Drama Became a Real-life Action Hero

Tired of my pre-contemplation phas… God sent me my wife Who Contemplated me during the honeymo… Prepared me for fatherhood
I Didn’t Just Fall Off a Turnip Truck; I Was Shoved Right Off

Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
The Only Subject in Middle School Used to Be Social Studies; Now It’s Religious Studies

Because we are social beings whenever people said they have no… they always meant they have no soc… Real life was social life But now social life is short for
It’s All My Fault

When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
God Knows, If We Ever Find Meaning on the Road We’ll Surely Kill It, so, God Made the Meaning of Life Our Search for Meaning

Language shouldn’t work A word, all words Are defined by other words Defined by still further words And on and on



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