What if Vladimir and Estragon had actually been stalling for Godot

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

My curated self has asked me for a divorce

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Since seeing is believing all that we really want is kept out of sight, out of mind leaving everything we think we kno… to the imagination

I dream in color but my interpretations are in black and white

The Imaginary: I disagree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it The Symbolic:

It’s always darkest before the yawn

As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent

The universe is a kinetic watch so time only keeps going if we’re on the move making Zeno’s paradox of motion just a way of reassuring ourselves

The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload

Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…

After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree