I always thought everybody was saying It’s better to be safe, then sorry
Is it really leading by example when I floss in the office men’s r… after lunch or is this what the Buddhist’s cal… bodhisattva exhibitionism
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
The only stipulation they put on our capitulation was against any abrogation in accepting their congratulations
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
And so I wake in the morning and I stay inside and I take a deep breath and I let out a sigh and I stream from the top of my ru…
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
When an American marries into a brood of Scots it’s a matter of when and not if we overdo it with the family tarta…
A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…
Yes follow the money but only because the money follows the pleasure
I’ve never been one who just takes… I’ve only been able to see if I s… Now I’m middle-aged, the whole wo… My rose-colored glasses have fast… Turned into reading glasses throug…