You don’t really know someone until it becomes clear that you don’t really know them

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–

Mistakes are inev– itable; owning them is inestimable

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

The cogito may be airtight but its reverse– I am, therefore I think– is less certain

There was no end in sight but we put an end to that by losing our sight And all we could hear was the sound of violence

People want the lockdown to be enforced with facial recognition technology because they don’t recognize thems…

In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

When at last Our time comes Just as we realize the need To give things time It will have come to pass

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Life is a talent show where most everyone is doing bad versions of easy impressions

According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…