The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

I’m converting to Judaism but I’m a Scorpio so, I have a head start

If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel

Strange that we use Out of order for broken and for breaking the rules As if the Coke machine

Life’s unhappiest surprises always come from those you’ve known forever without ever knowing the score but now you will

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

All of the lakes are great But one of the lakes is superior

God’s command to cells was slightly different: be fruitful and divide

Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost

I can only ever seem to do the math in the aftermath

All art’s politi– cal but some art is more re– ligious than others

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing