You can’t make art worth dying for with what art is worth paying for

In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help

Early big bang theor– ists were known for eating quite a lot of popcorn

I know I’m losing an argument with my friends when my thoughts turn to lunch I know I’m winning when I’m about to lose my lunch

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Just as the yin-yang symbol portrays both dominant sections with a small portion of the opposi… lack sows an abundance of desire and abundance lacks lack

Whereas Mayor McCheese loved reading about himself in the newsp… ex-Mayor McCheese was served with divorce papers

The ego (that’s you) is a symptom of lack (that’s nothing)

In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…

Once you have gained accession to the object of your obsession you’ll remain incapable of graspin… let alone even asking if you just might be the object of…

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that