I never knew who they thought I really was until I finally staked my claim
The Fed has one lever to pull– interest rates– to keep all of us consuming
It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak
When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job
My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…
The United States’ motto is still In God We Trust but everyone knows that’s come to mean Don’t Get Your Hopes Up
When I was a kid we thought the end of the world was coming any minute via The Button Instead it came a little later
The human capacity for love is perfectly equaled by the human capacity for aggression The chances that these two traits would have been selected for
You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better
I’ve long since stopped working on myself but I work overtime on my curated self
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
I believe in a future in which man perfects the art of expressing his discontent in bushes that look like clouds
If things feel prearranged it’s because you’ve already rearranged