When I picked candy apples as my… (think spirit animals for foodies) I honestly had no idea I was naturally sweet but laid it on way too thick
You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole
A man must never admit that what he wants more than anything is to be told what to do Instead
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people
If you take a hot-blooded child and raise him in a cold-blooded cu… don’t be surprised when you get a lukewarm-blooded vulture
It’s as thoughtless as a fling conjoined with worshiping as we all “Move fast and break thi… For in going from built to last arriving at built too fast
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…
A mind without a body, Say one that’s been uploaded to th… Is like a thought without words– You can picture it But it’s senseless
You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…
Everyone looks out for their own f… This is normal But looking out for your own first by dehumanizing the other for looking out for their own firs…
The difference between Mother Nature and God the Father is that the former doesn’t suffer fools gladly while the latter
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
Maya Angelou says we have one hand to help others and one hand to help ourselves