Puzzles can be solved Problems can only be exchanged

I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside

Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

Keep your friends close your enemies closer and your neighbor closest

I was never comfortable in my own skin but I always felt okay in alligator boots

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

My wife sleeps on her back while I sleep in the mis– take prone position

Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging

You know you must die and yet you must live You can never know if you’re right and yet you must choose So it’s not

My psychic told me I needed to ta… I said I already knew that I came here to look before I leap

We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious

Your life is just a reflection of… So, imagine what would happen if The first cause was your first pri… In the beginning It just might cause you

If we’re being scientific, then The more certain you are that quan… The less certain you become as to… i.e., It works like a charm And if we’re being honest, when

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety