All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending

Afraid that everything I wanted was nothing to write home about I was left with nothing to write home about

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

To elide is to join together by omitting The world elides Jews abide

Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous

I told my daughter Let me give you some free advice: You get what you pay for And she said I don’t get it

One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

When your nuclear family of origin Takes the nuclear option They’ve already gone mad and self-… So, they’re counting on mutual ass… To finish the job

Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…