The Matrix is man-made And women have to live there Though, being closer to God They have one foot out the door Which is why it’s said

I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

Questions are the an– swer to everything; now, how can I assist you

Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…

Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…

I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords

Self-inflicted wounds Are those that result from Trying to cut yourself off from G… Because that is impossible So, you just end up cutting yourse…

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

The annoying thing about blenders Is how loud they are But then again My mouth functions as a blender And I’m a loudmouth

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

Breathe in not out

Man’s job is to think of a way To put God’s plan into action What is God’s plan And how do we take action? God’s plan unfolds