Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
In this charming reboot of a classic kidlit gumshoe series our eponymous hero Wikipedia Brown solves thought crimes by
The human condition is either thinking that we’re free when we’re actually held captive or thinking that we’re captive when we’re actually free
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Not to be outdone I cut my face off to spite my nose
With organized religion there is a method to the madness In a rational society there is a madness to the method
Never trust anyone who doesn’t believe in hell They’re almost always the ones whose idea of heaven is usurping God
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
I couldn’t believe that my first e… was still carrying a torch for me and then I saw all my other ex’s b… carrying a pitch fork
Every strength comes with a weakne… So, when a recent headline said “Is Xi Jinping all-powerful or we… it demonstrated that our greatest… is the ability to ask a stupid que…
Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology
AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
Most people can get away with sweeping a few things under the ru… but when I started working at the… I couldn’t help noticing how the rugs looked like