The opposite of bad breath Isn’t good breath It’s fresh breath Because all breath is good So, you never have to hold your br…

The AI arms race will be won By a people who learn how to bend… To the will of the people This can only be done by a people Who have learned (and remembered)…

An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

I was always trying to find The signal in the noise Until I found God And discovered that It’s all signal

That wasn’t the sky Falling on your head That was the truth gone to ground By playing dead

My children have no idea they are living through a golden age of comedy

Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork

I thought the Protestant work eth… I saw all the lazy rivers in peopl… until I noticed they were each swi… against the current

I can’t get no satisfaction except self-satisfaction and I pity the fool who would want that

In true democracy Authority flows via The will of the people In our technocracy Authority grows via

I can love God forever Or I can have a beautiful bust of… And gaze upon it until I die Or, even better Upload the image of my bust to the…

In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

Delusions of grandeur about yourse… Are inevitable Delusions of grandeur about God Are impossible Which is how