Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

A dissident today is anyone who realizes that since you’re damned if you do damned if you don’t

My astrologer credited her work wi… for the discovery of a thirteenth… Jello the Jellyfish which shares the sting of my erstw… but is distinguished by a spineles…

The jig is finally up When Mr. Cool Goes to shul

The Cookie Monster is just living up to the name Kermit gave him

Whereas Stanford decided to make its mascot a tree my wife is a decision tree and I am her mascot even though I couldn’t get into S…

If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions

One of the clearest differences be… Is that all of God’s rules Are written down in the Torah While the devil strictly relies on… This is because

Unlike the Americans and the Engl… who are divided by a common langua… the Americans and the Parisians are divided by a common symptom: disappointment

When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

After the death of God religion lived on as an inquest taboo

Finding themselves at court in a r… for a body politic gone mad withou… aides could only hope to exploit h… bias in lieu of appeals to his dec…

So, how did we survive? We felt God’s Presence OMG, we would have never thought…