If you take the cognitive map of… and rip it in half you’re left with two Google Maps: the one on the right of Israel
The world to come will be Exactly the same But for one startling difference: God’s love will never go unrequite…
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
I was thinking of a logo for my personal brand and I came up with a lightning bug in a glass jar
The sign used to say: Gentlemen may remove their hats All others must Now it reads: Ladies and gentlemen may wear thei…
Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery
When I run out of things to do I write an itinerary: When all else fails fill sandbags to convert
I tried doing everything right Until I dug a hole Took a right turn at Albuquerque And realized There are no straight lines in my…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
God will accept everything about you but the one thing He won’t take is the blame
The turning point came after I pegged my happi– ness to the dollar
Life is a movie in which childhood is a sequel to your pare… adulthood is a prequel for your ch… and making it to old age is living in a spin-off
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…
