When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself

The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

John F. Kennedy’s hair was so lus… for the most part men never wore hats again At first we must have looked oddly like tub…

All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs

I can never remember street names navigating strictly by landmarks taking left turns just past abandoned doughnut shops impugning me to keep my marriage

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

If you really loved robins you would stuff your bird feeder full of worms

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

You know a civilization by its ass… and ours assumes a great deal of d… To finance that debt we assume that the best predictor of future… is past behavior

We’re hearing a lot of talk About saving democracy As if we were still A civilization ruled by a majority Which respects the rights of the m…

I don’t know what being alone with your thoughts is like for you but for me it’s like I’m watching them

People still make all the mistakes but now A.I. does all the learning

When I asked Permission to come aboard The ship of fools They said Everything is permitted