For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…
My ego is too big
Notice how the giraffe evolved so that its neck is precisely long… to reach the water when it bends d…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
I’ve always been more interested in who wrote the book of self-love
Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people
The old playbook was all about helping you know the right time to go for it
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote: