I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

When God made man in His image He made a choice To give us a choice God always has a choice And He always chooses the good

Paradoxically When you have a one-track mind Your body can go anywhere For your soul to accomplish anythi…

I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

The difference between a materiali… Is that a materialist finds it rat… That dark matter and energy must b… Because it makes their calculation… But fears they’ll never find it

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

The baton is a scroll that says– among other things– The road goes on forever Heaven is

In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes

I generally find that the only thi… People are less interested in hear… Than what I dreamt about last nig… Is the poem I wrote this morning Which actually makes sense

Would that my morning toilet were a ritual and not just the muscle memory of a muscle memory

Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…

Never Win Anything

Your brain doesn’t know the differ… between physical and psychological… knowing only what they have in com… Because both are life threatening your brain sends you into fight, f…