The biggest stumbling block in bel… that God is in control is further accepting that He put us in charge

When the ruffian challenges the professional by querying Am I here to amuse you? the professional displays his domi…

You can’t put a square peg in a round hole but you can put a JPEG in a memory hole

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

You’ll never convince me that when the sun and moon are out at the same time it isn’t the sun appearing at nigh…

You keep the peace they get everything else

Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to

I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing

Skulls of Roman glad– iators indicate high rates of C.T.E.

The fatal mistake Is taking his weakness For kindness

If you don’t believe I’m the Led Zeppelin of poetry just wait ‘til you see my poems go over like a lead balloon

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

It’s always darkest before the yawn

When I got my first honey-do list after the wedding I explained to my bride that I us… until I was bitten by one of the 5… that don’t make webs

It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…