The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
After fifteen years of marriage I thought by now I’d have made partner
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
It is said that “rules create fun”, but guns create rules while warring results from anarchy
Your life, like everyone else’s will eventually accept death’s pro… and maybe it’s because from the moment you were born death has been saying yes to life
If you pull my heartstring I’ll say one of eleven pre-recorded phrases but you can only hear the ones in the first four dimensions
The banyan tree grows up around a host tree which eventually dies leaving the banyan hollow at its c…
You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four
Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
What is the difference between expressing a feeling and expressing the absence of feel… It is the difference between living under the threat of the Rea…
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
To paraphrase Hitchcock a marriage is only as good as its villain
One thing I could do Was need control