In 2019 KLM Airlines began advertising that you should take the train instead; it felt like being asked to open up the marriage
Language is great for Letting us tell each other Where it hurts And you keep telling me It hurts when I don’t listen
Because bodies make a fart joke of… etiquette used to dictate that whe… passed gas at, e.g., a dinner part… the polite thing to do was to pret… the fart never happened
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
The opposite of modest isn’t immodest, it’s honest The opposite of immodest is confident
When I was a baby My mother wiped my bum Social media, then, is the fountai… As I become its obedient child Every time it wipes my memory
The lion hasn’t lain down with the lamb if, in its slumber the lion dreams it’s a lamb
We’d all been taught As the temps got hot That all was for naught And that was our lot So, we’d cashed out and bought
She went to law school; I bet it all on brick ov– en pita and lost
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
If you’re looking for answers life is a wild goose chase If you’re looking for the next que… life is a never-ending scavenger h…