You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

I changed My mind By following My heart

There are neither good people nor normal people just people who are good at sticki…

I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself

It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh

You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

The only way to become friends And stay friends Is to spend time together Is it any wonder, then That pandemic lockdowns

My mistake was believing that Smart was short for book smart When actually Book smart is short for book smart… I only figured this out

Who says ye cannae change the laws… Where before Every action had An equal and opposite reaction Now every reaction

Unlike the erstwhile folks in acco… AI has a balance sheet for taste and determined that after their recent depreciation all jokes are in poor taste

God said satis– faction guaranteed; religion is all the fine print

When the NSA reads my email are they ab– le to discern tone

Part 1- Who am I? A missing person Where’s my place? It’s where I must stay

Social media is a dream come true– Finally, I can keep up appearances while letting myself go

You can cash in on your talent You can cash in on your good looks You can cash in on your hard work You can cash in on your good luck You can even cash in on all four