Did we stop playing the long game because it is the wrong game or is it only the wrong game because we’ve long since stopped p… Or is asking that question more of…

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I won’t rest ‘til O– prah puts me on the cover of her magazine

The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–

My analyst says I want to have my cake and put it in a time capsule too

You must go on. I can’t go on. I’ll ramble on.

The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power

I have a bad habit of predicting the future; it has kept me alive but only to fight another day And yes, my brain is pattern-seeki…

A wedding ring is a mood ring that never changes color reminding us that a husband should always feel

It’s always darkest before the yawn

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

In the face of loss I staved off loss of control by gainsaying a loss for words

As the public version of one’s pri… social media is the recurring drea… of showing up at work without any… come true

We used to worry about selling out; now we’re terrified of not buying in

Whenever an authority figure says It’s my way or the highway I end up wanting to have it both w…