The left was once really good at keeping capitalism in check but then they lost their identity and have been looking for one ever… oblivious that it’s long since
If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...
If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free
Each and every TikTok is a remake of the Zapruder film
Most tautologies are self-fulfilling prophecies For example: Most people are average But God never met
The Cheshire Cat and Schrodinger’s Cat couldn’t agree on a place to meet
Yes, humans suck– that’s a universal The reason we haven’t been able to fix it is that being a human doesn’t suck for eve…
Optimists dance the two-step: It’s going to get worse before it gets better Pessimists plod
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
After years of therapy the stump came to see that there was an I, two even, in the giving tree
Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class
The universe is always asking By chance, do you have a creative…
The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots