I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid
It never snows anymore in Baltimore but it did before you left open the refrigerator doo…
Only a poet Can accurately describe anything More accurately A poet can describe anything Except himself
In a failed democracy the one thing both sides can agree on is that the real traitors are the loyal opposition
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
You can die a million times Without a single ego death But one ego death is worth One God
Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold
You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it
Of what value Would be my love If I could not Give my life for it Our (patent) pending immortality,…
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
The ill-informed Regret to inform you That knowledge is dour But groupthink is power
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Big Brother used to just Cross his fingers To avoid telling the truth Then uncrossed them into a V for Vacancy
There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
