Our glass Is an hourglass And whether it is half-full Or half-empty Time is running out

The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published

My wife is R2-D2 Which, of course Makes me C-3PO She is constantly getting us into… In order to save us from ourselves

It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…

The makers of Fitbit Bring you the Pleasure Measure Because after you get your steps i… It’s time to get your fun done!

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

The truth will set you free but consensus will get you academi… i.e., tenure

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

I’m not scared of the explicit danger I’m afraid of the implicit threats

Our faith will be tested And this test isn’t pass/fail; It’s life and death– Life is our test, Death is our grade,

My life used to be An open book Now it’s an open state secret

The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves

I thought I was choosing between Life and death When really, I was choosing betwe… First and last place So, when I thought I chose life

I have an idea: I have no idea