Before you know it The next big thing Is already The next best thing I suppose there’s worse things tha…

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way

Human beings evolved to avoid face-to-face conflict which was why until very recently everybody was talking behind each…

Mix-up can mean three things: - A state of confusion - Conflict, fight - Mixture If you said

I’ve been gaining valuable experie… In on-the-job training It’s a big job But somebody’s got to do it– I’m learning how to predict the fu…

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

Cartoonists always draw the lightb… pointing up so that no one will think it’s a n…

The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring

You have to do the right thing aut… At the same time you are doing it… This seems impossible because No one has ever quite done it Which is why you might call it

Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

More and more it feels as if we are teetering between 1984 and… but 84-33=51 bringing us to 1951 the actual lone year in question

In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me