The New Revised Standard Version… A frenemy of yours is a frenemy of… whereas the New King James Versi… The frenemy of my frenemy is my fr…
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
Feminism’s big mistake is thinking it can use a power vac… to clean up the patriarchy’s mess
Tech’s greatest feat is maintaining the illusion that we’re finally rid of the middle man when in fact
Wittgenstein let the fly out of the bottle but western philosophy was soon back on the bottle
Woe betide the man who accepts an apology
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
Blood is thicker than water Unless it’s blood From a turnip
The fox is in both henhouses– Yours and your neighbor’s– Because the roosters standing guar… Have turned on one another Plucking each other’s eyes out
If you want to ruin a man give him what he wants– This is the devil’s only secret
The lower classes are those people who are not allowed to compete To feel good about perpetuating th…
The brain is pattern-seeking And it will keep making the same m… Until it sees the pattern for itse…
The poems Write themselves But they don’t Type themselves
In days gone by we said you can lead a horse to water but you can’t make it drink In these more opportune times it’s widely understood that
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
