In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off
I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything
Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder
When God closes one store He opens another
The essay portion of the test Was explaining why The test only consists Of multiple-choice questions So, I wrote:
Looking for signs of intelligent l… We imagine their supremely advance… Like somnolent caterpillars Dreaming up fabulous cocoons of th…
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
The bad news is that liberal societies can only cohere in the face of external enemies The good news is that we will never lack for
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
It’s widely known that A man’s best availability is his a… The highest praise for a man is What would we do without him? But it’s rarely said that
Anxiety, like loneliness, is a sig… that something is very wrong and amidst an epidemic of anxiety with no end in sight the greatest danger lies in
If you travel through time it’s always the best of times and the worst of times; it’s just the ratio
In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent