I brought a wife To a gun fight Don’t worry You haven’t met my wife
The kingdom of heaven is like two otherwise mediocre individuals making a great couple
The faceless horde finds strength in numbers by losing themselves in the crowd But when your numbers are small
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
Human beings have always been figh… with one hand tied behind our back… Unconscious human intelligence ena… to act without thinking and conscious human intelligence a…
Narrow minds see The narrow odds of making their es… Cleaving to the straight and narro… They’ve cleaved the path in two And because they can still see no…
Liberalism without religion is lik… dining at an all-you-can-eat buffe… There’s plenty of everything but everything is so-so Religion without liberalism is lik…
Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
You’ll know it’s the Fountain of… when you dive in to get it over wi… endure the shock, but then you never get used to it
I was happy alone Because being together Meant being lonely Until you showed me That being together
The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but
Friendly competition is heaven on… Culture war is hell on wheels Of time But now that our culture’s wheels… We’ll soon be out of time
Antisemitism is suddenly easy to f… It’s a mile wide and just scratch the surface an inch deep– You’ll find it there
