Every story has side effects but the side effects from true sto… may be life threatening
I wear black socks On the outside Because black is how I feel In the onside
If: “The unconscious is structured lik… Then: The ego is structured like a trans… of that language into the mother t…
Nothing is more anathema to our ti… than a phrase that was still secon… just five minutes ago: May the best man win To understand everything we’ve los…
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
The wait is heavy So, I choose to carry a heavy wei… And where the wait is exhausting The weight is strengthening As long as I rest between lifts o…
The eternal flame at Al Gore’s tomb works like the light in a refriger… and only burns when you look at it
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
When men attempted to usurp God’s… By building the Tower of Babel God dispersed men among parallel l… Paradoxically rendering universe p… While, as ever, remaining one
Because it’s so hellacious transmuting lead into gold the people pleaser finds it heavenly to degrade gold into lead
When the loyal opposition smelled a rat the administration’s defense centered on the fact that it wasn’t the rats that had carrie…
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
In the new version of socialism You can own as much property as yo… You just can’t own your mistakes
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
