When the shit hits the fan at least I know I won’t be wearing flip-flops
Politics has become another form of showbiz but while the showman should always leave them wanting more the politician knows to
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
Rule #1- Where God says no, the devil says… And where the devil says no, God… Rule #2- If everybody knows the answers ahe…
You can’t believe without doubt But if you only believe in doubt Then you’re doubting doubt Which is like Exhaling and exhaling
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
The soul is like water The body a glass And a dead body is just A glass from which All the water has evaporated
Everybody knows the unwritten rule… Everybody thinks they know the unw… Nobody knows when the unwritten pu…
The devil’s one job Is making you an offer You can’t refuse And there’s only one thing The devil can’t offer
Crypto is for the solvent Crypto is a solvent Invest amongst yourselves
One person can never predict the future but two people can if they get married This is a clue
The older that I get, the more wanton lust looks like wanting for love
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
It’s not that we are past The point of no return But that we the people Have invested our life savings In scorn for our neighbor
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand