The three day seminar culminated with walking across smooth sea glass and still cutting our feet

If they cut a deal with the devil to cut you loose without ever having to cut the crap they’ll cut right to the chase and… how much it saddens them to cut ti…

Human beings are that species For whom No Is considered a cryptic response While

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

God’s loyalty is only matched By His Demands The most demanding of which is equ… And by His rewards The most rewarding of which remain…

If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted

When they told me I was one of many I took them to mean I was the one

We lost our way when we ran out of time and into eternity because space without time

At long last Today is the day I owe it all to you And I can only repay my debt By giving my all

Negative theology collapsed when it became apparent God was sanguine

Hell isn’t other people– Hell is waiting in line behind other people

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

I had just started explaining smar… When the alien stopped me in mid-s… And explained smart phones to me Originally, in order to monitor an… They were just going to attach

My wife– All 5 feet of her– Busted me out of prison So that I could get back To a life of time

I want what you want so I want a cow