People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
This ain’t culture war– it’s one cult in action with two rival factions
When I put a period at the end of my text message it means that
Caught between a rock and a hard p… we will sink or swim: Sink like a rock or swim in a hard place– the opposite of walking on water–
Scientists insist that 95% of the… consists of undetectable, unknowab… because this belief makes their ca… Like you and me the little that they do know
Because I was both my private and public self I was neither and my trail went cold from there But now that there are neither
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
Nothing is Risk-free Except hell
When the whole world is a disaster area everyone becomes a comic relief worker
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
You may or may not realize it yet But you’re in the army If you do You’ve got your marching orders; It’s up to you to follow them
Hunting on your own might make you a lone wolf but thinking for yourself makes you a lone ant
It used to be true that “All the world’s a stage” but now that all the world wide web’s a gauge the real world’s but a Faraday Ca…
The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb